Brayden: My fish is died.
Me: Does that make you sad? Or do you not really care?
B: I don't care.
Me: Why not?
B: I don't know. It was stinky. Now I just becided that I want a dog.
Me: Well dogs are a lot of work. You have to feed them and take them for walks, and if they poop in the house you have to clean it up. Maybe when you get older you can have one.
B: Yeah maybe when I'm 5........ Can I have a dog for my birthday?
Me: Um...you'll have to ask your daddy about that.
B: I think I can get one for my birthday. But it better not poop at my party. I want my party to smell fresh.